3 Reasons Tristan Thompson Is An Astrological Nightmare To Date Betches

Let’s not all sit here and pretend like we’re shocked that Tristan Thompson cheated again. Khloé Kardashian sure as hell isn’t surprised. But cheating on Koko with Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods? Girl, we were rooting for you! You had it made—from guaranteed invites to every Stormi World from now until the end of time to living in Kylie’s backyard mansion guest house, you got it all without even sharing their last name. What gives?! As the Kar/Jenner clan and fans alike continue to reel from this devastating news (just one week prior to the new season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians—I’m pretty sure that “the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder” is officially a certifiable …

Your 2019 Valentines Day Horoscope Betches

Either way, stuffing your face with candy hearts and chocolate-covered strawberries doesn’t seem so bad, right? Besides, don’t tell me you need a boyfriend for a little self-love, because Cher Horowitz had absolutely no shame sending herself love letters, flowers, and candy just so Christian could see how desired she was, in case he didn’t already know. (I totally memorized that line.) Funny enough  star Alicia Silverstone was born with her sun in charming Libra, and I’m pretty sure she would do the same in real life. Why? Because Libras WOULD, and let’s face it: that’s one of the many reasons why they’re so adorably charming. Anyway, here’s what’s in store for you this Valentine’s Day, according to your zodiac …

Cardi B Deleted Her Instagram Because People Are The Worst

After suffering sitting through five hours of Grammys coverage on Sunday night, I swore I wouldn’t devote any more mental energy to them, but here we are. The fallout surrounding the Grammys and the hip-hop community is continuing in a really unfortunate way. Cardi B’s win for Best Rap Album was historic, as she’s the first solo woman ever to win that category. But wherever you can find a woman making history, you can always find a bunch of butt-hurt dudes trying to tear her down. Cardi B deleted her Instagram last night because clearly the haters got to her. In the past couple of years, celebrities have gotten quicker and quicker to deactivate their social media accounts at the …

Is Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin’s Marriage Doomed? Betches

As a creative writing major, I will start my critique with one positive comment, as you do: Hailey looks stunning on the cover in a white Prada dress and Tiffany & Co jewelry. That’s the only nice thing I have to say because everything else about the cover is pretty horrific, not limited to Justin’s creepy drug dealer smirk. View this post on Instagram But I’m not here to provide an art critique. I got the sense that the article wants me to conclude that Justin and Hailey are perfect for each other, despite what tradition and/or common sense may lead many to believe. Maybe I’m just cynical, but my reading experience was a little different. As the girl sitting at the …

Does CBD Work? We Tried A Bunch Of CBD Products Betches

Okay, so I battle chronic Lyme disease and anxiety on the daily. I also train Brazilian jiu-jitsu 3-4 days/week. What I’m trying to say here is that I’m basically an ideal candidate for CBD because I’m always broken and hurting. Beauty/Skin Care whoAs someone with eczema and super sensitive skin, trying any form of beauty or skin care product on my face or body (aside from my tried-and-true usuals) has always scared me. I tried and on Sunday night after I showered and found out for myself.   I pumped a glob onto my finger and wiped what I thought was a respectable amount of serum underneath and around my eyes. I had some extra serum left over, so I …

The Worst Gossip Girl Looks Of All Time Betches

everyBlair Serena Jenny Vanessa Oh, wait. You know how I just said I didn’t know who annoyed me more, Serena or Jenny? My b, forget that because Vanessa hands down takes the cake with the title of most annoying on Gossip Girl. It’s a shame because she’s stunning, yet is the definition of pesky. Between her self-righteous attitude and tacky discount store wardrobe, she is the absolute worst. For example, combo of a horrible statement necklace and baggy jeans stuffed into Converse with cartoons on them. It gives me all the cringe sweats. It looks like something you get on the JCPenney clearance rack in the curated “teen” section. It’s just doing too much, just like martyr Vanessa always does. …

7 Self-Care Splurges For Valentine’s Day Betches

If you’re more likely to be celebrating Single’s Awareness Day this February 14 than you are gushy, mushy, Valentine’s Day, it’s time to treat yo’self. Whether you choose to sit around in a face mask and eat chocolates or hibernate under a weighted blanket and sniff candles, we’re here for you being your best and most single self. After all, the only person who can take care of your lonely ass is you. So, in the interest of treating ourselves, we present a round-up of self-care splurges we’re 100% in favor if you blowing your paycheck on. Sure, you could spend your money on the half-off Valentine’s Day candy on February 15, or you could spend it on some self-care …

Organizational Products That Will Help Spark Joy Betches

Like the rest of the world, I am really, really obsessed with Marie Kondo right now. Like, I need her to follow me around and give me life advice all the time. She could tell me which of my dates are trash and don’t bring me joy. She’s like Xanax in person form with her little calming voice. There is nothing that woman can’t handle, and she’ll make it pretty and decluttered in the process. If you want to live as peacefully as Marie, you def can’t be throwing all your sh*t around all the time because living in clutter stresses everyone out. I bought a TON of organizational products after moving to smaller apartment last year and even more …